[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”
“sure thing son whatchu need”
*puts on leather jacket* do i wanna know? Or do i already know? *smokes cigarette* indie
"SIT LIKE A LADY"
if people get offended by girls not wearing bras because their nipples poke through their shirt then we should require every boy in the world to wear bras too i am so tired of seeing man nipples